bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

bontakunkeion:

acoustic cover of me crying

tupacabra:

babies cry because they know how much debt they’re going to be in once they graduate from college

crowdsourceinspiration:

“Hey, you shaved!” you said,
and I thought you’d caught me.
Last week I overheard you say,
“Beards are okay, but I prefer a smooth face,”
and I wished I had a razor with me
to shave on the spot.
“I thought I’d try something new,” I lied,
and it sounded so stupid, I was sure you knew.
But you just said, “Looks good,”
and I sighed in relief and was exultant

until I realized I wanted you to catch me,
to call me out and grab my smooth jaw
with your perfect, small hand and say,
“I know you did this for me,”
because I will never be brave enough
to admit my love.

Diffy’s puns are so sharp, it’s like being stabbe-d.

keelah-kawaii:

[SCREAMS ANGRILY AS I SNAP MY CONTROLLER IN HALF] I LOVE VIDEO GAMES I’M HAVING SO MUCH FUN

NERDFIGHTER CENSUS FACT

edwardspoonhands:

The average Nerdfighter spends five times less time watching TV than the average American.

klefable:

*flirty voice* so do u hate tom nook too <3

i hate doing things for other people

cooljobsdotwand:

*Chokes on a d

elicious slice of pie*